I would like to thank Captain Safdar Saa’hib & all
of our august parliamentarians who are responsible for changing the name of Quaid-e-Azam
University’s physics department. It is a very farsighted initiative which
should have been taken many years ago but better late than never.
The news is that upon the instigation of the dear
Captain (nothing to do with the dead poet society and rationality), the name of
Quaid-e-Azam University’s physics department has been changed from some Dr.
Abdus Salam to a renowned physicist Kaifi Azmi. This is our greatest achievement in the field
of physics since that infidel Zionist agent Dr. Abdus Salam won us a Nobel Prize.
The initiative will immensely contribute to the field of physics in fact it
will outdone the theory of relativity or any other landmark achievement in the
field of physics ever made or will ever be made. It will have far reaching
impact on the local physics scene as it will surely improve the quality of
science education in the country because you do not need teachers, labs, home-grown
role models or encouragement to opt for science; mere a change of name can do
that for you. All these years we lagged behind in science especially physics
because the physics department of our most prestigious university was named
after some pygmy but now everything will change as Azmi will bring the azmat
(glory) or more precisely azmat-e-rafta (past glory). While we are playing the
renaming game, the national assembly should be called Capone, NAB should be
called Nawaz Sharif, and cricket should be called gulli danda.
